I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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