Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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