I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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