Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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