I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
