did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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