We're like a lot better than the average bears
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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