Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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