Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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