i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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