If i come over, it means nothing
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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