did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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