He is an equal opportunity slut.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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