Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
