Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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