i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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