Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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