Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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