is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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