talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im six kinds of drunk right now
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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