this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Quick, to the slutcave!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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