i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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