Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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