Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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