STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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