Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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