Do you still have your period?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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