My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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