TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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