Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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