It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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