: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I have already put on my inside pants.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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