Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I party with great urgency now.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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