Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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