Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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