Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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