Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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