dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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