At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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