Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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