is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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