whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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