that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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