Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dignity is for republicans.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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