I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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