Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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