the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
how does that bad decision feel?
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