Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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