I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
