yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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