She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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