How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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