sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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