Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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