I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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